Dad said to the family, "We've worked hard and we're good!"
"Let's take our act on the road to Hollywood!"
"I found us an agent and I have a plan!"
So, the family climbed in to their minivan.
With stars in their eyes and dreams galore,
They burst through the Hollywood agent's door!
He looked up and said, "I'm sure your family act is sweet,
But it's probably not up my alley or even on the same street"
"But I'll give you five minutes to show me you're good,
'Cuz I'm the most important agent in Hollywood!"
Dad grinned real big then he swung around,
And bitch-slapped Mom until she hit the ground.
As much as she wanted his dick up her ass,
She was a lady and she had lots of class!
So she rolled over, then bent her head downtown,
She chewed off her panties then swallowed them down.
She had the biggest bush that you've ever seen,
And tattooed above, "Line up here for the bukake queen!"
When junior got a glimpse of the written invitation
He said, "Mommie dearest, how about penetration?"
She looked over at his tender young cock,
It was ten inches long and hard as a rock.
But he had to be punished for talking smack
So she bit off his dick and swallowed his ball sac.
When she looked over and saw what she'd done
She said, "Who said playing with kids isn't fun?"
Then she pulled the young dick out of her mouth,
And she tossed it up and hit it south.
The dog leaped up and grabbed it in the air
With two dicks he'd have one to spare!
But the baby stole it away and started sucking
And junior thought it was the end of fucking.
But he scrapped some shit from the baby's crack,
And used it like glue to put it back!
Then he stuck his finger up his sister's ass
And pulled out a ring that was made of brass.
"I wondered where I left that thing,"
The dad said as he grabbed the ring.
Then he shoved it on his cock
And mom just stood there looking shocked!
"You left your ring in our daughter's hole?"
"What kind of dad are you? You have no soul!"
"I've looked for that ring day after day,
I wanted to wear it to the PTA!"
So she kicked his nuts and he started to scream,
Seeing him suffer made her start to cream.
The dog smelled her scent and started to pant,
Then jumped up and bit off her new boob implants.
The dad kicked the dog cuz he just paid for those tits,
But he couldn't help but notice mom's swampy slit.
"I'll put an end to your pleasure, you filthy slut"
As he reached for the stapler and stapled her shut.
The son started yelling, "What the fuck are you doing?
Now who's gonna give me by bedtime screwing?"
"Don't look at me" the daughter said,
"I'm too busy giving father head."
"Don't look at me" the father replied,
"I'm usually licking your mother's backside"
"Woof woof woof woof," added the dog,
(Just to be part of the dialog)
The son looked at his left hand and then at his right,
And said, "Which is it gong to be tonight?"
As he pondered self gratification,
And mom cried about her tits' deflation,
Dad fantasized about domination,
Golden showers, and defecation.
"Snap out of it!  Quit your dreamin!"
Said the mom as she drank some semen.
"We need to finish this classy act
And sign a great big fat contract"
Dad looked down at his hardened glans
Knowing their future was in his hands.
He called his family to gather near,
Then quietly whispered in their ears.
"We've had some fun and enjoyed some folly,
But now's the time for our big finale!"
So Dad stood up straight and stuck it out,
Mom kneeled before him to suck it out,
The son approached, with so much class,
And stuck his penis up mom's ass,
Sister climbed up upon his shoulders,
With her tits, firm as boulders,
She squeezed them both in her Daddy's mouth,
As mom was finishing up down south.
The baby crawled up to join the group,
Leaving a steamy trail of poop.
The family dog was right behind,
Eating all the shit that he could find.
Dad looked at his family and beamed with pride,
He shot his wad and then he cried,
"I'm not ashamed to say it loud,
This really makes a father proud!"
The Hollywood agent smiled a bit,
And said, "I really must admit,
You're good...what do you call all that?"
Dad replied, "Just call us the Aristocrats!"