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The Gamer by Kevin Johnstone
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Unless a man has chewed tobacco like the big boys and yacked repeatedly because of it; has aggravated muscle after muscle from giving it his all; has given his arm the hot/ cold treatment faithfully for six weeks so it wouldn't be hanging when the 40th game rolled around; has gotten blood blisters on his hands that eventually turned into permanent calluses from spending hours in the batting cage while the rest of his friends are out partying; has gotten hit by an 87 mile per hour fastball so he can get on base and hopefully score; has sacrificed his body os the third out was sure to be made; has acceted being known as the "arrogant asshole" to others because of his love for the sport; has maintained his composure aftger striking out knowing that even the best hitters fail 7 out of ten times; has had aching strawberries on his knees for the entire season from aggressively sliding into the bases; has sent hour after countless hour lifting weights so he can rise to the occasion when it is his time to perform; has kept complete and total concentration thought out the entire 27 outs, 9 innings of the game-unless a man has done these things then he hasn't expereienced playing the game of baseball. Many eople think that baseball doesn't take skill, but most of them don't know that baseball is 10% physical and 90% mental. Only the mentally inclined survive in this sport and there are only a certain few that are physcially capable of playing the game effectively. We are the lucky ones and for those who play...We salute you.

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